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Main Site Updates Site-Map Work In Progress Links (Exchange) Forum Contact More... Sections Exploring Azoundria Happyland Maps IsMyWebsite Games (Browser) Stories Jokes (Derek's) Chatters More... Affiliates		Story by Azoundria - Print Version - Story Menu . A guy is buying a really old lamp that the people really want to get rid of from a yard sale. So far no one else has wanted the item and they are really desperate to sell it. The guy comes up to the cashier stand with the lamp and sets it down. "That'll be 10 bucks", the cashiers tells him. So the guy goes around to the cashier side of the table and bucks the cashier 10 times. "No", she shouts, "10 dollars". The guy goes and plucks 10 hairs off of a doll that is on another sales table and gives them to the cashier. "Aargh", he shouts, "10 looneys then ". The guy gets out his cell phone and 10 of his loony friends come over to the table. He presents them to the cashier. "How do I explain this. Just gives me twoonies then", the cashier says. The guy gets a chainsaw and gets prepared to cut off one of his friends knees. "No", the cashier says, "pay me 400 quarters then". "Quarters of what?" the guy asks. "Quarters", the cashier replies, "you know, money quarters. " "Oh so quarters of money", the guy says and uses the chainsaw to cut some pennies into quarters. "Stop!" the cashier says, "change then. " "Change into what?", the guy asks. "How about dimes then, 100 dimes?" the cashier says. "Then I'll need 100 things to change into", the guy says. "Nickel, you got a nickel?", the cashier asks. "No nickel, only zinc", the guy says as he pulls a rock out of his pocket. "Well I dont suppose you have 1000 pennies then?" the cashier says. The guy pulls out a large duffel bag full of pennies and dumps the on the desk. He then takes another bag and dumps that one. Pretty soon the cashier is covered in pennies.
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