Joke #9
There were three parachuters. One of them brought an apple along, another one brought a banana. The third parachuter didn't know what to bring so he brought a bomb.
The three parachuters took off. The first one ate the apple and dropped the core. The second one ate his banana and dropped the peel. And the third one didn't know what to do so he armed and dropped the bomb.
The parachuters landed and started walking along the ground to go home. They came to someone crying. They asked him why he was crying. He said he was crying because he had been hit by an apple core.
They continued on until they came to another person crying. They asked him why he was crying, just as they had asked the previous guy. He said he had slipped on a banana peel.
They continued on until they were at their neighbors house. He was rolling over in laughter in front of his house which had been damaged. They asked him why he was laughing. He said "I farted and my house blew up. "