Joke #22
Q: How do you put an elephant in the refridgerator?

A: Open the door and put him in.

Q: Ho do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

A: Open the door, take out the elephant, and put in the giraffe.

Q: All the animals go to a meeting except one. Which one?

A: The giraffe. He's still in the fridge.

Q: How do you cross a river full of crocodiles?

A: Just swim, the animals are all at the meeting.