Joke #11
There were three people trapped on an island in the middle of the Carribean. They were captured by the native of that island.
The chief asked each of them if they wanted death or 'Oonga Boonga'. The first one didn't want to die so he said 'Oonga Boonga'. The cheif took him and beat him for an hour.
The second one asked for 'Oonga Boonga' as well. He too recieved similiar treatment to the first except that this time he was beaten for two hours.
The last person decided that he didn't want to be tortured so he said he would rather have death. 'Ok', said the chief, 'death by Oonga Boonga'.